Spacetitute

the act of dressing like a cyber/space prostitue, to spacy to be a prostitute and too prositute too just be space man.

damn son she looks like a total spacetitute

by crunchyz April 22, 2011

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

by DanishViking April 20, 2017

sharstitute

A whore who will do anything for a bag of crystal meth.

Sorry bro I guess that weak ass sharstitute did give you VD, and you owe the bitch a bag.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

by laughmaker5000 October 1, 2019

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012

pastitute

A prostitute who brings you a pasta dinner before having sex with you. Usually accompanied by a service charge, and an infection.

Hey Nick, what should we do after this wedding?

Lets get a pastitute- I'm starving!

by Space Pizza March 28, 2014