by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024
When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
by ArtsyLocus January 11, 2018
by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real
we are caggers!
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by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
"Did you somalian slap that bitch"
by Andy grapes February 10, 2018
A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017