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air soft

Air soft guns are guns that fire small plastic pellets. The pellets can be metal coated. Not to be mistaken with BB guns, which fire pure brass BB's.
Dude, me and my neighbor had an airsoft war yesterday
by 2010 July 29, 2005
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anti soft movement

the act of moving all your stuff away from Microsoft weather it be emails, computers, electronics etc. you just get fed up with it all and can't stand it anymore. why is it so much to ask for your shit to just work?
Tom: hey why did you change your email

Matt: it's part of my anti soft movement

Chuck: hey can I borrow your laptop for a min I want to check my email
Ted: sure

Chuck: what OS is this?

Ted: Ubuntu, its part of my anti soft movement. I can't afford a mac ATM so I figured I'd take the free road seeing as it cost nothing and is easy to setup.
by destroyerzx1 June 8, 2010
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air soft

air soft guns are realistic looking guns that shoot 6mm plastic bbs and some are replicas
my air soft gun is am M4 and a G36C
by trustfulfuture September 15, 2009
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Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.
YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012
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felix's amazing soft sweet brownies

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch
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Are you soft

Martha: are you soft?
Lewis: what? No?

Martha: 💀😂 so you’re hard then?
Lewis: ohhhhhh
by Yolo123jokes69 March 5, 2020
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