snotted

1.to sneeze
2. to have snot come out of your nose

you snotted all over my hoodie!

by Mer Mer June 27, 2005

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006

Snotted

To punch in the nose

Jack was being an absolute wanker, no surprise that by the end of the night someone had snotted him. May have even broken his schnozz.

by Horn rimmed spectacles July 8, 2020

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

snookered

fooled

I've been snookered.

by Big Swede June 20, 2003

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012