The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
by T-Cup May 21, 2014
My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.
by IridescentBlade March 14, 2016
To Snort Physical lemons, not compressed of pounded into dust, just straight up snorting a solid lemon
by Thickle The Pickle October 1, 2020
When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.
I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 13, 2023
by boutjksur January 9, 2018
by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017
When you or a Jewish friend of yours snorts out of greed due to an over excessive amount of happiness
James playing a video game, a rare red box appears when defeating a monster, James stops mid conversation when talking to his best friend Lea, begins to jew snort like a madman as his character runs over to grab the red rare item.
When a friend throws lose change or rolls it on the ground, James breaks out in a wild jew snort as he chases it.
When a friend throws lose change or rolls it on the ground, James breaks out in a wild jew snort as he chases it.
by James Fuji December 28, 2010