slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004

slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

slizzard

anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.

OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.

by eric johnbang November 6, 2009

snizard

What people in the City call a combination of snow and wind.

Yo, there no way I am going out side Today, it's not just snowing, it's a snizard out there.

by Dr.Al February 24, 2010

snizzerdoodle-pop-rock

1) (adj/adv) a person who is very sneezy.
2) (n) a rock and roll cookie, much like a snickerdoodle but better.
3) (n) a variation of the game ookie cookie.
4) a snickerdoodle with pop rocks on top.

1) Tim is very snizzerdoodle-pop-rock today.
2) Hey, dude! Pass me a snizzerdoodle-pop-rock! Quit bogarting the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock!
3) a) get a snickerdoodle.
b) put on some Dragonforce.
c) gather sexually frustrated guys.
d) last person to spooge on cookie must eat the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock.
4) these snizzerdoodle-pop-rocks are amazing!

by DaRoostah August 4, 2008