yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

by Dustin Bowman April 24, 2006

Pole Smuggler

A gay male who wants/allows another male to insert his penis into his anus.

Boy George is a total pole smuggler.

by Victor Re November 5, 2003

DNA Smuggler

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.

Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!

by Swolln Johnson March 7, 2008

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017