Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)
So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.
by Chadwick Barbash August 21, 2008
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A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.
by Miss Tracey xox April 15, 2011
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To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch
Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now
by Troggy January 27, 2005
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One who knowingly prevents face sucking.
My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.
by ›:D April 19, 2017
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Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.
That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.
by Angry baby momma December 5, 2012
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A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.
Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.
by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016
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A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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