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Smokey Joes 

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.
person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"
Smokey Joes by Tomukani June 14, 2011

smokey bear 

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.
smokey bear by fizzle April 14, 2004

Smokey Hill

1.(n) One completely addicted to anything that is normally smoked or anything that may produce smoke
2.(n) One who is bitch slapped upon making, saying, or doing something unnintelligent by a pimp named t-bag
3.(n) One oblivious to the ways and appearance of the goods of the opposite sex
4.(adj) describes someone who is a complete bitch
Sean opened his mouth and was pimp slapped upon by Tony who then proceeded to call him Smokey Hill
Smokey Hill by Syphallis December 10, 2008

Smokey Red 22 

A gathering of close friends in a vehicle with a large amount of alcohol, and cruising the backroads at a maximum speed of 20 mph
"Hey guys! Lets go for a SMOKEY RED 22!"
Smokey Red 22 by Jamie Marie August 7, 2006

Smokey Eye 

The act of putting a lit cigarette, cigar, blunt, etc. out in another persons anus.
When Drew was done ass fucking A.J. Drew decided it would be hilarious to give him a smokey eye so he put out his lit cigarette in A,J.'s asshole.
Smokey Eye by Greenman222 April 23, 2010

Smokey Gobbler 

A woman that can give a blowjob while puffing on cigarette at the same time.

Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.
Look at the smoke lines on her face, I bet she's given a Smokey Gobbler or two in her day.
Smokey Gobbler by The WL June 17, 2012