Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 06, 2017

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

by CaitlynJennersVagina November 08, 2015

Sloppy Joe

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.

I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

by TJ Baxter March 04, 2009

Sloppy Joe

An Italian man that wears a dirty wife-beater.

person 1: Damn did you see sloppy Joe?
person 2: Yeah he had sauce all over his wife-beater.

by susie wong February 20, 2008

Sloppy Joe

A joint that was rolled so sloppy it bothers the smoker(s).

-Ay who rolled this sloppy Joe?
-i did my bad i was in a hurry.
-i don't care if you had your balls waxed off you never roll a sloppy Joe.

by StonedAge November 21, 2010