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skart

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch July 20, 2008
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Sharty Shake

Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
by Sharty21 July 2, 2021
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Noor the sharty

Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.
Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately

Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty
by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022
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smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.
You my friend are a smarty fuck.
by Tbear22 January 25, 2017
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smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.
-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.
by dskjndU December 30, 2021
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mad tea sharty

oof I sharted on the mad tea sharty
by dfjrskja December 18, 2017
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Dirty Skirty

When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.
"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."
by Mr. BooCocky June 22, 2014
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