Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
Skeet : to ejaculate
Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting
"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"
by Belch July 20, 2008
Get the skart mug.Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
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Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.
Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately
Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty
Noor: ugh unfortunately
Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty
by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022
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Get the smarty barby pants mug.When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.
"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."
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