simon

Gay

thats so simon

by dfdfsfsdfdfdsfdsfds May 16, 2019

Simon

Simon is very Emo

Simon is very Emo

by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018

Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.

Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019

Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.

Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!

by QKAngel April 8, 2010

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!

"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."

by kinesotape January 8, 2017

Simon

He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.

Channel your inner canadian driver, Simon.

by Seann_and_Mia June 9, 2020