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Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
by Uncle Des September 4, 2010
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Simkiss

Simkiss a word used in England to describe something that is awesome!
for example. wow matthew is a proper simkiss
by Mr Mega August 5, 2010
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sickicide

when you'll do anything to get sick because you know you're on the edge of being sick or you just dont want to have to go to work/school/meetings etc.
"hey i heard kelly was really with the cold"
*chelsea runs over to kelly*
"cough on me bitchh"
"but you're commiting sickicide!"
"i need to be sick now do it"
*cough*
-the next day-
"hey mom, i REALLY dont feel good, can i stay home"
by da name's peaches bitchess January 5, 2009
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Similarized

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.
Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"
by Steven Beger June 11, 2010
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Simi Valley

A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.
Simi Valley is the place where nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.
by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008
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Simi Valley

Simi Valley is NOT small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. With a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.

Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.
Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley

Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?

Idiot: .... I dunno
by Intelligent Simi Guy January 19, 2008
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Silkin

"The Silkin" is a poker hand named after a particular New Zealand poker player. It describes the hole cards 4 and 2 in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker.

Traditionally known as a particularly bad hand and often mucked pre flop, this player coined the term "The Silkin" by playing 4 - 2 very aggressively and taking pleasure in revealing a bluff and mocking other players when folding a better hand to "The Silkin".
I've got the Silkin. I'm all in.
by frymeister December 27, 2010
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