Someone who lives vicariously through others while being oblivious to their own failures as a human being. The kind of person to talk shit at you from behind their armed bodyguards and still have the audacity to call you a pussy. A common example is how people will call another person jealous because the person criticized a rich person for their greed. They live their lives on the sidelines because they cheer for someone and taunt others on their behalf, while receiving none of the success that that person has and ignoring the character flaws that likely contributed to their success.
Ex: Being a brokie and defending Elon musk and other billionaires that contribute to wealth inequality worldwide
Ex 2: "that guy is such a sideliner. He typed in the chat "lmao ez" even though he's at the bottom of the scoreboard and did nothing to contribute to his team winning."
Saltbae is a sideliner. He trespassed onto the field at the world cup, snatched the trophy from Argentina, and started taking pictures with it as if he was the part of the team
Ex 2: "that guy is such a sideliner. He typed in the chat "lmao ez" even though he's at the bottom of the scoreboard and did nothing to contribute to his team winning."
Saltbae is a sideliner. He trespassed onto the field at the world cup, snatched the trophy from Argentina, and started taking pictures with it as if he was the part of the team
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Get the Sideliner mug.I was at the bar and that guy kept sideling me last night..every time I turned around he was right there!!
by suesuebaby32 September 20, 2013
Get the sideling mug.The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.
by Stinky September 2, 2014
Get the Sidelining mug.Someone who played all the authority figures they hid behind as a kid, along with the people their own age they fucked over that they try to call peers, even though these same peers are the ones who rejected them, leading them to hide behind authority figures.
The sideless girl was playing both the people who wanted Confederate statues removed and the people that wanted the Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln statues removed like all the others.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Sideless mug.Someone who claims to be a tomboy one minute, then a girly girl the next, then a nerd, then a pop culture enthusiast, then a badass or a rebellious one, then a scientist or medical expert , then a real estate agent, then a food lover, depending on which group of people they want to play that day.
The sideless girl seemed fun at first to the people who didnt already know her well, it wasnt going to be until years later when their group ended up played against another opposing group that they knew that it was everyone else who had a side but the sideless girl. The sideless girl thought they were all mentally in their single digit years still, and that people who had a side were fools.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
Get the Sideless mug.A term to dismiss the fallacious reasoning that any morally unjustifiable behavior is excusable because "all sides do it" or "both sides do it," even when that is not the case, or when one side commits the offense much more frequently than the other.
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Get the sidesies mug.The assumption that some of the people doing the reckoning with you are doormats for you to walk all over is silliness.
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