The room was so crowded so I Shreked and cleared the room.
I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.
I was walking in the library and couldn't stand the silence so I decided to Shrek.
by Ryanskanksy November 12, 2013

The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!
Shrek is involve with Sri
by yousleptwithmamann November 22, 2019

Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
by C3T6 November 20, 2019

Geting pwned by your friends.
by Peseta February 19, 2017

by PEW PEW SHREK IS GOD June 11, 2018

You need to start worshipping Shrek, or join the Shrek Cult.
Shrek iste meme that lives on and on so don't say rude things about him.
If you don't enjoy all Shrek movies even just one {IF U DONT ENJOY SHREK!!} I don't enjoy you.
Shrek iste meme that lives on and on so don't say rude things about him.
If you don't enjoy all Shrek movies even just one {IF U DONT ENJOY SHREK!!} I don't enjoy you.
by AAAAhrun June 22, 2018

by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019
