shrinkled

means a combination of shrivled and wrinkled. it's kinda a little of both and just came out of my mouth one night.

that apple is really shrinkled!

by Smeagol January 22, 2005

Shackled My Sherlock

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.

"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"

by Andy-514 July 23, 2008

shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

Get shanked

getting stabbed/owned. Usually yelled in a violent manner. Can be assoiciated with almost anything related to or in associated with hitting or wacking.(no homo)

GET SHANKED MOFO
dude chill out

by freakyfresh123 August 24, 2009

ass spankled

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

by ass spankler June 12, 2009

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

shwanked

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind

"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"

by KyleJT January 2, 2008