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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".
Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...
by Jon66 January 19, 2013
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Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999
Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range
by My name Jeff please May 9, 2017
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shooting the breeze

to begin talking, or bs'ing
we were just shooting the breeze while waiting for Alaric to get to the bar.
by xteethx May 18, 2006
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