nun-shiv

Two shivs connected at the back or blunt side by either magnets, string, or chain resembling a pair of nun-chucks except with blades.

1.) Dammit Dave get the hell out of my office or your gunna get nun-shived!

2.) John: "Dang man Tim looks pissed."

Pete: "Yah stay away from him right now, or you might get shived. I seen that he keeped nun-shives in his office."

by Jceasle June 12, 2010

office shiv

A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.

Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?

by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014

Shiv out

To pretend to be drunk to avoid drinking

or

To run away from ones own stag party leaving all of your friends to worry about you, so that you can watch house of cards season 2 on NetFlix

1 "How was the stag mate ? Awesome until the stag decided to Shiv out"
2 "Is he drunk ? Nah mate he's been shivving us all night get some shots into his eyeball"

by bslientg August 12, 2018

shiv ranjit

shiv is a pretty epic human being that loves skittles

shiv ranjit is pretty epic

dab

by epic bruh moment May 14, 2019

shiv shah

wierdd fag tht doesnt know whts going on

is an UNDER CLASS MAN!
SASSY BOYY!
gay?
ditches people on chat.
has no frnds n will never get married
thinks wawa sucks dick

dudeee tht guy is sooo shiv shah.

by boil boils November 16, 2010

shiv

a pile of stuff that has come together naturally, not intentionally, on the floor, sofa or desk.

"Mind that shiv there on your way to the kitchen-"

"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."

by ovidien March 21, 2008

The Shivs

What happens when rough fabric rubs onto your nipples and causes chafed scabby nipples.

"My basketball jersey fucked up my nips dude, I think I have The Shivs." or "I feel bad, biting Karen's breasts may have givin her The Shivs."

by The Game February 9, 2003