Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
Get the Shitcock mug.A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
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1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
Get the shitcock mug.A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 7, 2005
Get the shitcock mug.There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:
1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"
2.When something really bad but funny happens.
1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"
2.When something really bad but funny happens.
Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"
Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"
Boy: "What?!"
Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"
Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"
Boy: "What?!"
Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"
by charlasha December 29, 2009
Get the shitcockle mug.A web series where the episodes are filmed/acted in a sitcom style, but usually revolve around one joke and are the same length as a skit.
Examples are Jake and Amir & CollegeHumor's "Hardly Working".
Examples are Jake and Amir & CollegeHumor's "Hardly Working".
by b0wned November 3, 2009
Get the skitcom mug.Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
Since Fred decided to start up his basket-weaving dotcom business, his family has SITCOM, and he still dresses like a yuppy.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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