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shitfucker

"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"
by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012
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shoebucket

You Bloody shoebucket
by Pooooodle January 26, 2006
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shitfuckton

1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way
I love you a shitfuckton, because i'm just that awesome and a lot just isn't enough.
by lmw1207 October 16, 2012
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Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.
“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”
by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020
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The great shitfuckening

When you’re already in some deep shit and it gets even worse
Hannah: whats wrong?
Bradley: as if this day couldn’t get worse, the great shitfuckening has come upon my soul
by Blgeek March 13, 2020
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Mr. Slutbucket

One who greatly enjoys being a gigantic slut, fucks cum guzzling whores, cum dumpsters. Favorite activity is hoin.
Ryan fucks all the bitches and he’s not one to discriminate. Shows love to all the ho’s. The top slut. We call him Mr. Slutbucket!
by That HoHoHo May 1, 2020
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Shit bucket

This is a person who never leaves his room because he's to busy playing games.
Typically this person lives in the basement of their mum's house and the local pizzerias have a key to gain access.
He'll literally have a bucket to shit in as to not spend a second more than is needed away from game.
All the spare money they get from their YouTube videos is spent in game.
Their game is their life..
1.
Pizza guy: hey man, need anything from the store tonight?
John: sure, will you pick me up some toilet paper and empty the bucket on the way out?
Pizza guy: jeez man, you need to sort out your life. You've become a total shit bucket!
John: what? Yeah, the cheap one.

2.
Harry: hey man, we're going into town tonight. Would you like to come out with us?
George: AFK.
George: nah, I'm too busy bro sorry
(playing game)
George: back in.

3.
Ryan: arghhhhh, stupid fckn game!!
*Kicks bucket*
Ryan: MUUUUUM!!! Lawl.

4.
Noobmaster94: stupid noob.
by ༺(grey)༻ May 26, 2019
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