shitbitch

Word used after an unfortuate event.

Shitbitch, now my shirt is shitbitched!

by hahaha December 5, 2003

shitbird

Any creature whose only purpose seems to be indiscriminately shitting on everything. Just eating and shitting, this creature serves no purpose other than to breed more shitbirds who will eat out your substance and shit on you in thanks.

Unless the shitbird has attained human rights protection - Destroy on sight. As well, build shitbird-proof barriers around yourself and avoid flocks of shitbirds. Good day!

Alfred Hitchcock's classic, "The Shitbirds"

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

shitbird

a rare bread of half bird half shithead.

"Ryan is a shitbird."

by Beanpantsman December 12, 2009

Shitbird

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.

#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."
#1: "Caw...caw...caw"

by The Whale, man. April 19, 2009

shitbisket

At one's ultimate point of frustration and words cannot be realease from your mouth correctly so these words are spewed.

During a sport game of one on one, (say basketball) and the opponet hits a fade-away jumper to win.

winner: thats game
loser: wow you shitbisket

by wazzuhopeful08 April 12, 2008

shitbird

Someone who has no use.

Sean McGuire is a shitbird because he's useless.

by Fryingcircus May 18, 2015

ShitBird

a completely useless human being who sandbags and talks faster then he can think. He parks like an idiot everyday and is know as that asshole. clueless about himself and life and "razor"

That ShitBird is here again.

by chug April 23, 2015