fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.

Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.

by improblynaked June 20, 2009

shit-faced

Shit-Faced is commonly seen in movies, when a guy it going to try to get wit a woman or vice versa. The word is said when the event occures, usually in pastence. And it has to happen later on in the act, it can't be at the start. Now if rebecca would have said fuck you! the first line that isnt getting shit-faced.

Hoolio: hey, how are you?
Rebecca: good you ?
Meaningless conversation and......
Hollio: so do you want to go back to my place ?
Rebecca: fuck you, perverted ass hole!
Witness: aw haha dude u just got shit-faced! haha

by stricky September 8, 2007

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.

He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.

by Rywa July 26, 2019