ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
by john September 28, 2003
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by bofredlington February 1, 2006
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Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
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Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
by DonJuicy January 2, 2019
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Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy April 5, 2018
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