Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af
Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??
Shulanda is that girl who is a scammer, who thinks she is a purple flower. People don't understand her name, nor do they understand her. She is like that bottle of water which doesn't have any label.