Serbian Mustache

The act of taking a shit across the face of someone who is passed out.

After a long night of drinking, Larry woke up with a Serbian Mustache!

by Frank Poncherello April 6, 2009

Serbian Poluga

n. 1. the lever. 2. the act of giving fellatio then licking balls and back to fellatio again. 3. the act of having one's member in a horizontal position while being blown, then moved vertically so that one's nutsack can be tongued more efficiently.

Gay Fitz invited me over his house and gave me the Serbian Poluga.

by Jimmy Skibs November 10, 2006

Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.

coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.

by Muhmurphy February 10, 2008

Serbian Steampot

The act of releasing smelly flatulence in bed and under sheets while another person is getting ready for bed, so that when the other person pulls down the covers and crawls into bed that person is struck in the face by a noxious odor.

"Hey man, what do you call that thing when you fart under the sheets while your girlfriend is brushing her teeth, then as she gets in bed and breathes it in without knowing it was coming? Is it a reverse dutch oven?
"No bro, that's a Serbian Steampot."

by LegitimizerFiber August 26, 2013

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

serbian bottlecap

Shoving a bottle up your butt. Named for the Đorđe Martinović incident in which a Serbian man either shoved a bottle up his own ass or had it forcibly shoved up there.

John: You look rough, what happened?
Jeff: I tried to do a Serbian Bottlecap and had to go to the ER.

by dumb smarto October 11, 2023

Serbian Artillery

Serbian Artillery is when you take a shit from a balcony and it falls on walking by pedestrians.

Yo, he totally used Serbian Artillery on them

by Warcriminal December 24, 2021