Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

Selfie

When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle

Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem

by SuperAwkwardTurtle77 February 2, 2016

selfie

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

by Swaggy Shotgun October 21, 2014

Selfie

A selfie is where you take your smartphone device and have the front camera facing you.
This is used by people with no friends to take pictures for them
Go home Roger you have no friends

#yourniece is a Savage

Lemme, take a selfie

by Baileyajl January 5, 2017

Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020

Selfie

In (football sport) game when a player accidently goals to its own team.

Hey jack ,sad?
Oh yeah ,we were just to win but that Selfie just screwed everything.

by TourageKnight December 5, 2020