Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 13, 2014

selfie

an action stupid people do holding a camera phone taking pictures of themselves. its really for stupid people. a lot of them die doing this

kayden took a a selfie of himself in the bathroom

by putout June 29, 2016

Selfie

Pictures (usually digital) that teen girls take and send to their boyfriends. This is to make them feel better, and to keep them from sending sexts.

Guy: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SELFIES.
Guy 2: Dude, that's some kinky shit.

by Senpai Cat March 25, 2015

Selfie

A picture taken of oneself with or without other people via a cellphone, camera, or webcam.

My girl Anisha can't accept the fact that she's uploaded multiple selfies.

by Amar the Lawyer September 03, 2015

selfie

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

by Swaggy Shotgun October 22, 2014

selfie

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

by ThaTMagic March 04, 2015