i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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Secro

A male exhibitionist that rarely wears anything to cover his genitalia.

Commonly referred to as a "Sexro" by onlookers if the Secro's genitalia is particularly large.

1. A secro was arrested for indecent exposure.
2. Woah, checkout that Sexro!

by Dayton T July 7, 2006

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security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

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1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

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