Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
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The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Bellmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.
Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).
Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).
Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).
Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).
Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!
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Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."
C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."
C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!
All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!
All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
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Get the I'm not his secratary mug.(n.) A person who, for all intents and purposes, is hired in a traditional or nontraditional support role in which he or she functions as the gatekeeper for all sexual advances between two consenting adults in a monogamous relationship. Usually, the sexcretary intercepts all initial advances, much like a firewall, and forwards them into a queue to await further action, and, if necessary, determines the importance of the advance in conjunction with other events that may precede it. When two events are juxtaposed, it is through a complex algorithm that only a trained sexcretary understands that determines whether a "spontaneous act of sexual intercourse" will be allowed or denied -- historically, the sexcretary will always deny the first and second attempt in favour of any other event in direct opposition of sex.
Today I wanted to have sex with my partner but their sexcretary said there were no openings until later tonight and, instead, scheduled me for a window between 8pm and 3am.
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"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.
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