Secretary GAVF

Add it at the end of an e-mail or letter to sound important.
(especially if you're adressing official bodies or companies)

GAVF = Grill auf Volksfesten = (engl.) Barbecue at folk festivals = BAFF
Yo EZB,

send cash for buiz ASAP!

Have a blast

Justin Case-Eyeneed, Secretary GAVF

... or google "Titanic WM 2006" for a perfect example.
by Kain Ächter-Nahme July 09, 2022
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Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL

A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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The Secretary

- Parker Wilson, aka one thicc mofo (bbs - big booty secretary)
- does whoever, whenever, wherever
Bro did you see the secretary today? He was looking thicc af
by Secretaryfan101 August 13, 2021
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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.
“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”
by Cumquatch January 18, 2022
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hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".
by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017
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Council secretary

Where a council scheme Instagram barbie tries to dress classy but there’s no hiding the cooncil lips on her puss
Check her out there, thinks she some kind of executive assistant, that’s that wee slapper on Instagram who lives in the scheme, looks like some kind of council Secretary
by Cooncil March 15, 2023
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