ball-scratcher

someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you

Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!

by lowconnection21 May 1, 2022

scrotum scratcher

An electronic device used to scratch itchy scrotum

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."

by Lee Titone December 18, 2003

booty scratcher

a gay person

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

front scratcher

A female who is constantly scratching her crotch area, in front of others.

That front scratcher better go to the gyno soon, this is getting gross!!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

back scratcher

A racial term for an illegal Mexican immigrant. It originated from the myth that Mexicans crawl under the U.S fence to get into America. In the proccess, their backs get scratched from the fence. (Also, see "wet backer")

The darn back scratcher came here just to pick strawberries?!

by Hoon Da Bar August 5, 2005

Brutal Scratcher

When a girl gives you a brutal hj, you grow your finger nails for a few weeks and scratch her insides out

Last night my girl gave me a brutal hj and i had long nails so i gave her a brutal scratcher

by yourmumyourmum February 15, 2010

tab-scratchers

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009