cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005

scoff

In Newfoundland Teen slang, having a great time

That party last night was a scoff

by Newfie4lyfe March 11, 2004

Scotfag

A complete twat with a funny accent - A Scotfag

That Negative cunt is a complete haggis eating Scotfag

by Ibeat March 2, 2011

Scoff

The word Jess M. would like to know the meaning to.

Scofffff Fwesshhh Fwesshh

by Heyhowudoin September 13, 2011

soffastrate

the act of killing someone/something with a sofa or couch.

"Eat couch mutha-fucka!!" He exclaimed as he dropped his couch out of a three story appartment.
"Did you see that? I soffastrated that piece of shit baby rapist!"

by Michael and Chad February 25, 2009