Sloof

When your at someone’s house and their ugly dog slobber and snots all over you

Bobby your ankle biting dog just sloofed all over my new loafers

by Jabakabsjaz January 1, 2020

Sclooped out

An act of being or saying something silly or even delusional .

Y’all saw what he just did? That boy sclooped out!!

by Slatt Keyy August 18, 2020

Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

Scoofy

A scoofy is a possum. A pack of possums is called a Scoofy Tribe.

I just seen a scoofy pass by.

by newtus January 10, 2021

scoofus

A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.

Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.

by Shmoses March 17, 2021

Scloob

Best GTA 5 airport player out there

(Daddy)

Scloob is the best Airport player on xbox

by Scloob is my Daddy June 27, 2021

scroof

A scroof is a skinner that simultaneously possesses qualities of both a Rat and a Goof.

Scroof: Skinner, Rat, Goof

"Hey man did you see that guy trying to pay people $40 to fart in his face infront of the hospital?" "Ya that guys a real Scroof I hear!"

by Chickenfinger2021 July 7, 2021