schmerp

a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

by stitchz July 29, 2006

schnerp

Anything, taking the place of any word.

WHAT THE SCHNERP!

by Blehlehlul March 11, 2013

schwerve

Gettin' fucked up, hammered drunk, plastered, three sheets to the wind, black out, rowdy, down right out of control

EcoKat was so embarassed by her video that she went to Aggieville to get her schwerve on to forget the whole thing happened.

by ecokat September 4, 2011

Schwepp

Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.

Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.

by Darius180 July 6, 2005

Schwerve

A person's schwerve is what they use to try and get other people to like them, or how a person acts towards someone to which they are attracted, using their mojo. To create a verb the word "work" needs to be added in front, so a person will "work their schwerve".

I'm going to go over to those ladies at the bar and work my schwerve.

by Levi the Schwervemeister April 2, 2008

schwepped

The act of being intoxicated by a non- alcholic beverage to a point where you lose all control and begin to enter into a state of misery, which leads to stumbling,vomiting, Bloody diarreha,passing out, friends drawing on your face and or body, and waking up the next day with a delicious taste in your mouth and a partial headache

Man we bought a case of Schweppes lastnight and i drank 6, and i got so schwepped i took a diarrhea on my neighbors dog, but i woke up with the taste of ginger in my mouth, so i moved on

by los dragon bonito January 28, 2012

Schweppie

Waus, retard, sukkeltje, luide kreet van enthousiasme

Arjan674 didn't get many kills in cs:go he was a schweppie

by daveffs January 13, 2015