schlut

An synonym for slut with an "sh" sound used for added impact. Often used to create alliteration with the word "she."

"I told you she was a schlut."

by arseny November 29, 2005

Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

schmata

noun - unfashionable piece of clothing; something you should not be caught dead wearing.

"Where did you get that schmata?"

by RAG August 12, 2003

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

by RetardJesus February 20, 2015

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

Schmutt

A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......

My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.

by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009