Schave

Another way of spelling shave.

I schaved my legs.

by JMarieS February 21, 2009

Schadenfreude

In the behavioural sciences, Schadenfreude is the term for a euphoric affective state experienced in response to visual and auditory stimuli communicating others experiencing pain or suffering. The euphoric effect has been observed to be significantly elevated in females, primarily of Western origin, when the suffering is observed in males known to the test subject, with a strong correlation between the level of prior intimacy and intensity of the euphoria. Of particular note is the extreme degree to which other faculties may be impaired as the intensity of the euphoric state increases in the observer, in correlation to the increased suffering of the observed.

"In my decades long career I've never witnessed the brain's pleasure centre light up as much as it has in the divorced couple Schadenfreude cases. The most remarkable example was when a caucasian, middle class, suburban female heard her ex-husband had fallen off a roof and shattered his spine. She only heard an aural account and apparently didn't even need to witness it. The intensity of brain activity doubled when she was told he may never walk again. When she heard his children were watching and heard an account of the total humiliation he felt as they witnessed the moment of his downfall, we had to stop the experiment out of concern her brain may overheat. The fact that they were also her children witnessing a traumatic event appeared to have no attenuating effect on her response, if anything it increased."

by MalcolmTent0 May 24, 2018

schaber

v. to beat down, to show people whose boss. Also, to be warrior and hated by many.

He just called you out, you should go schaber him.

Dude, your schabered around this school.

by warriorX March 15, 2009

schadenfreude

German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"

Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses

Watching figure skaters falling on their asses

Watching people out in the rain

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude: Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Schapelle

An eyebrow plucked within an inch of its' life.

Schapelle Corby - convicted drug smuggler.

by Ryan Sydney June 5, 2005

Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.

I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!

by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011

schadenfreude

The feeling of pleasure gathered from watching the suffering of another human being.

Remember the enormous pleasure you got watching dad get kicked in the nuts on AFHV in the 80s, or ogling any fat asshole in the world dancing in bikini briefs or redneck on a crotch rocket who smashes his face in on the old log next to the "swimmin' hole" near his dilapidated shack on YouTube? That's schadenfreude... It's what makes you human... Or a very bad person.

by Vice Morris July 29, 2009