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Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
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A 0 on the Richter Scale

Something that's so easy, that it doesn't require any effort or talent.
TMossBoss's content is a 0 on the Richter Scale, proving that TMossBoss is a very lazy YouTuber.
by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019
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Friend Scale

friend scale is

1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend
person 1-you going to hang out with jason today
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.
by BIG YIANNI SMACK April 27, 2010
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I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
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shit scared

Scared to the point where you shit yourself. (Usually not meant literally.)
When that truck left the road, man I was shit scared!
by curryfan September 26, 2005
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Fecal Scale

The official scale of fecal size and weight.

Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load

Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.

Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load

Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.

Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.

Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.

Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load

Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.

*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!

Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
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scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person
Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!
by ashane November 24, 2017
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