Noob for life. Was declared tranny by hourable porn director Mr.AshishA . Got his father as a classmate. Thinks he can beat up WWE wrestlers but gets belted by every fucking guy. He has got 100 proposals in his old school both boys and girls have proposed him. Coz they were confused abt his gender. Got really cool frnds and classmates but still is a grade A loner. If u ppl r reading this and still didnt hit samit u r one his community. Wait can I mention his caste He is an OBC. Coz even if the bus has only 4 ppl , he sits awayyyyyyyyy from em. Don't forget to hit that cool looking gay fuck.
by PSBN:CONFESSIONS October 15, 2019
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When a student robs a teacher's flash drive (with all the answers to tests and quizzes) directly from his/her computer and then uses it to cheat on tests within that class. While passing it on to fellow students who eventually snitch him; which ultimately lead to a student's suspension.
When a student robs a teacher's flash drive (with all the answers to tests and quizzes) directly from his/her computer and then uses it to cheat on tests within that class. While passing it on to fellow students who eventually snitch him; which ultimately lead to a student's suspension.
by David578593 June 13, 2009
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1. A name for a young Indian male
Verb
1. being an underactive person; slothful
2. doing more of the first definition
1. A name for a young Indian male
Verb
1. being an underactive person; slothful
2. doing more of the first definition
Saumil's friends found out that Saumil had been Saumiling after they found him asleep at 3pm and squirming at the mere thought of actually starting his day.
by Werdsmyth93 April 22, 2016
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2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.
by sumit sucks October 27, 2011
Get the sumitesque mug.Adjective,a verbal variation of Rick-Rolling in which someone is responded to in the carlos mencia dee dee dee voice, denoting that the person who had been sumito'ed had just said something obvious/stupid. normally points are given to the person giving the sumito'ed response, no reason, but it does make things more interesting.
Friend (at bus stop): dude, is there a bus coming?
You (in dee dee dee voice): Uh, naw when do buses come to a BUS STOP? 500 points, you just got sumito'ed
You (in dee dee dee voice): Uh, naw when do buses come to a BUS STOP? 500 points, you just got sumito'ed
by Sumito January 24, 2009
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