Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

by FoxyFly January 7, 2018

sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"

I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.

by cutPanini March 29, 2023

Jeans Sardine

A vagina that is smelly

She is partial to the jeans sardine

by Penfold mole November 5, 2023

salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

by Gwe July 31, 2022

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

Sardines

The act of packing four or more people into a back car seat meant for three or less.

You forgot your car? Guess we’ve got to pack sardines in the back.

by aplefrd January 16, 2022