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Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
by seed323 February 25, 2010
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Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014
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Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.
Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.
by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018
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Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.
While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008
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Italian Salute

The act of flipping the bird to anyone or anything. Usually done by someone Italian.
Person 1: Hey Vinnie, ain't that the guy that fucked your sister?
Person 2: Yeah Frankie, it is. Watch this, Imma give him the Italian Salute, show him who he's messin with.
by Cyanide44 January 18, 2014
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one finger salute

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch
by matches April 25, 2003
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21 Gun Salute

Whenever a person from the military dies, a group of seven soldiers fire off three shots each. 7 times 3 equals 21, thus the name 21 gun salute.
In order to honor Captain Robert Jordan, some soldiers from the Navy fired a 21 gun salute.
by Evan Milberg August 29, 2006
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