In an episode of Seinfeld, George Costanza hollers out to Mr. Steinbrenner through a bull-horn/megaphone out of his car window, "Sit on it, and rotate!!", while doing donuts in the Yankee Stadium parking lot with the Penant Trophy tied to the back of his car because he wants to get fired.
by HalloweenCandy November 6, 2013
An erratic sleep pattern in which one progressively goes to bed at a later time than the day before, which eventually circles back on itself. It can be used to correct an off sleep schedule by paradoxically making it worse and worse. It is most often practiced by unemployed, apathetic, sedentary, lonely men aged 20-23 with body-clocks longer than 24-hours (who do you think is writing this definition?). For the vast majority of people, it is impractical, but for that special something who just doesn't give much of a fuck about the outside world, it is a challenge accepted, and warrants Internet bragging rights.
A full rotation completed in 6 days, using 4 hour intervals, and 8 hours of sleep
Day 0: Bed 11pm, wake 7am
Day 1: Bed 3am, wake 11am
Day 2: Bed 7am, wake 3pm
Day 3: Bed 11am, wake 7pm
Day 4: Bed 3pm, wake 11pm
Day 5: Bed 7pm, wake 3am
Day 6: Bed 11pm, wake 7am (same as day 0)
Day 0: Bed 11pm, wake 7am
Day 1: Bed 3am, wake 11am
Day 2: Bed 7am, wake 3pm
Day 3: Bed 11am, wake 7pm
Day 4: Bed 3pm, wake 11pm
Day 5: Bed 7pm, wake 3am
Day 6: Bed 11pm, wake 7am (same as day 0)
by Philosofree May 27, 2015
The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.
*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*
Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!
Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.
Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!
Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.
by Alfie82 June 19, 2009
What Stepanik says to Captain Tom Dodge when he reports for duty on the Navy "Stingray" diesel submarine.
Stepanik is wearing a wool see-through sweater vest and embodies the deusche bag persona of the "sit on it and rotate" phrase.
Stepanik is wearing a wool see-through sweater vest and embodies the deusche bag persona of the "sit on it and rotate" phrase.
Cpt Dodge: "Welcome aboard sailor"
Seaman Stepanik: "Sit on it and rotate"
XO Pasquale: "YYOOUUUCANN'T SAY THATTT!!!!" "BWARRRRERER" < hyperventilating> "GWAAREHHHH"
Seaman Stepanik: "Sit on it and rotate"
XO Pasquale: "YYOOUUUCANN'T SAY THATTT!!!!" "BWARRRRERER" < hyperventilating> "GWAAREHHHH"
by MYSTICBLU July 6, 2012
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by tommynel2003 May 19, 2008
The invention of awful management not be able to adequently staff. the person that makes the schedule is a loser who has nothing to do on weekends and wants all other coworkers to suffer with them. a glimpse of hell. never being able to dedicate the weekends to something you love.
by A pharmacy worker June 12, 2011