Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.

Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)

Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.

by RWeek November 26, 2011

paygan ritual

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.

I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!

by QuacksO October 21, 2021

devils ritual

when you’re doing the devils tango while smoking the devils lettuce in the middle of a pentagram

hey, wanna go do the devils ritual?

by sagexxxx July 22, 2021

The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024

Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

humiliation ritual

A phrase often used on 4chan and other internet forums, meaning a process that one has to go through or an action one has to take which is forced upon him by some group of people or society at large; the goal of the mandate is to humiliate the person and thus make him conform with some policy or societal norm and self-suppress any opposition in the future.

Anon1: linkedin is the ultimate demonic humiliation ritual
Anon2: stop complaining goy

by Panzerhaubitze 2001 April 14, 2024