risky sheriff

When you blow your load before you know who you are having sex with, similarly to a sheriff in the Old West shooting a man before he knows whether he is friend or foe. A high risk gamble indeed.

Jack: "It's a good thing it was my girlfriend I took into the closet, I was a real risky sheriff last night."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."

by tsmagraw February 19, 2015

Doing the risky

Do the risky (verb) When one is playing a game involving a bomb and defusing the bomb even though the enemy is staring directly at you

Why are you sticking the bomb idiot your Doing the Risky

by Snakey818281281 March 13, 2022

Risky Griffiths

The act of fornicating with a sheep close to the edge of a cliff - The sheep (because of its fear of being pushed over the cliff) will push back harder, thus enhancing the sexual pleasure of the perpetrator.

Farmer 1: I'm taking Flossie out for a date tonight, but lately she's been a bit lifeless in the sack - how can I liven things up a bit?

Farmer 2: You should try a Risky Griffiths - that should make her a bit more animated!

by dave555123 August 5, 2010

Risky Robbo

Too have sex with jaye Robbo after she has played Russian roulette with her pill and sugar pills. You either get a baby and $5000 baby bonus or win and escape baby entrapment!!

Picked up jaye last night... Spiced it up and did the risky robbo! Guess I'll know in 4 weeks!

by Lime3&4 August 19, 2014

Risky gunfight

The act of playing the gunfight gamemode on Modern Warfare 2019 while jerking off.

*”Let’s play risky gunfight.”
-“Yeah, my parents aren’t home”

by Johnbernthal March 25, 2022

Risky biz

When something really gets on the risky side of life making you uncomfortable with the situation.

John: Dude last night i had sex with this total slutbag and she had herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Swine Flu.

Jim: Thats some risky biz right there bro.

Mother: Did you atleast where a condom?

John: Nope im a beast, what can I say?

Mother: That really is some super risky biz.

by Beasterface July 31, 2009

Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control

Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business

by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009