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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
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Thursday Rhapsody

Thursday Rhapsody is a girls name, taken from 2 different book series.

Thursday; from Jasper Fforde's 'Thursday Next' series, and Rhapsody; from Elizabeth Haydon's 'Rhapsody' series.
A very unique name for a unique girl.
Loves a tickle and a giggle.
She is a water baby, bath time is her favourite time of day, unless she gets to have a swim in the pool.
Inquisitive and curious.
Thursday, you are such a cheeky girl!

Put it down, Thursday Rhapsody!

Thursday, get that out of you're mouth!
by Melidere September 8, 2011
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The Rhapsody

With a girl lying on her back, rest your head on her pelvis and your body at 90 degrees to her. With your right hand, start to fingerblast her (some warming up may be required). With three fingers deep, bring your left hand up and start to work the clit.

Keep a good solid rhythm going, paying particular attention to the movement of the right hand and as she starts to squirt, in your finest voice start with “Mama....”
God my arms ache, spent hours doing The Rhapsody last night, but still couldn’t get the Galileo part right
by Pretty Vegas Band April 2, 2019
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Bohemian Rhapsody

O MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZEBUB HAS THE DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -headbang intensifies-
Modern day version of Albert Einstein: The best song Ive ever heard is bohemian rhapsody
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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Hungarian Rhapsody

The Hungarian Rhapsodies are a group of 19 pieces composed for piano by Franz Liszt, a Hungarian composer. The most famous Hungarian Rhapsody is number 2, being featured in many places such as Looney Toons and Tom & Jerry. The Hungarian Rhapsodies are famous for being extremely hard and requiring lots of practice to learn one rhapsody.

These pieces are usually in a gypsy scale, and are composed of two sections: the lassú, or lassan, and the friss, or friska. The lassú is a slower section of the piece, while the friss is a faster section of the piece, using many segments from the lassú.
"Yo, my man's playing Hungarian Rhapsody No.2."
by Notch_4682 June 16, 2021
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jujuonean rhapsody

The saddest song in the history
-Larry: I got rejected by MIT today :((
-SJ: That's sad; let's listen to Jujuonean rhapsody
by Trashhhhhhhhimtrashandimsorry September 8, 2021
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jujuonean rhapsody

the saddest song ever (cover of bohemian rhapsody)
hoe: juju, have you been crying?
juju: yes, I listened to jujuonean rhapsody again
hoe: *sobs quietly* :(((
juju: it's okay, we both didn't get into mit
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