Relationbernation

One's extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. These events can last anywhere from weeks to months.

"Hey Jimmy, noticed you've been single for a while. Do you want me to hook you up with this girl? She is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. Just your type!"
"Dan, I'm on a relationbernation. I would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. Lets hit the club instead."

Relationbernation by Dr.Ew Moyé September 24, 2012

Elbow relation 

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

Elbow relation by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

Ravelationship 

A couple that was brought together by the rave scene. These couples go to raves and get high together every weekend, usually on Molly, Acid, or Ketamine. When not at the rave you'll find these couples at house parties or festivals, rather than the conventional at dinner and the movies. These relationships typically don't last long and aren't very serious, but there are exceptions.

The more successful of ravelationships tend to be open relationships. This is unusual to most people, but ravers tend to be extremely promiscuous, being open allows them to still have the mental connection with their partner, but still gives them the freedom to connect with others without feelings of jealousy. This allows the couple to feed their overzealous libido while making things appear "fresh"

"I'm not looking for love in the scene, I don't want to end up in a ravelationship."
"My boyfriend doesn't get jealous, we are in an open ravelationship."

Ravelationship by staticquo January 28, 2015

relationfuck 

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.

Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.

relationfuck by kiefferocity November 28, 2009

relationsham 

A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.

Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.

relationsham by fired_again August 9, 2010

Relationboat

A relationboat is like a relationship only more pathetic and it sinks faster.

Relationboats leak like CRAZY

Relationboat by DesertFox and ImReallyAnAnon February 28, 2012

cock relation 

a person who is related to you by marriage

my sister in law is a cock relation

cock relation by rockycar September 24, 2013