Retired Gay

A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.

Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!

by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020

retired bisexual

Someone who used to consider themselves a fan of both men and women but now they just stick to the opposite gender

"Former butch" "Yeah my sister is a retired bisexual, she ain't into dat pussy no mo"

by coolitbutch July 15, 2017

early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

suspension without retirement

(self explanatory)

son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad

(son plays amongus as red)

blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out

(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)

by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021

Anti-retirement home

Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.

I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.

by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016

Retired circus tiger

The name of the next stage after the Cougar status for females.

Cougars are in their 40's. A retired circus tiger as considered to be in their late 50's and up.

by limovb October 22, 2011