Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.
by mr retard August 26, 2007
Get the retardedmug. by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003
Get the retardedmug. e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"
Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"
Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"
Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"
Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"
Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"
Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"
by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010
Get the retardedmug. by BaileyMac March 14, 2010
Get the retardedmug. by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016
Get the retardedmug. adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d
a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.
by SOA December 18, 2006
Get the retardedmug. by KP February 1, 2005
Get the retardedmug.