An alan rampage is the act of throwing a fit in a very violent way, usualy ending in death or serious injury. Normaly, the persons concerned should have the name "Alan" but other people of different names can be affected. Such fits or 'rampages' can be induced by: treachery of the highest form, Eating all the blueberries in the house, Lack of a gaming console, Parrot costumes and most importantly, avocados.
by xTASKFORCE141x December 28, 2009
To coach the Ultimate fighter and talk alot of shit you can't back up, then realizing this, retire and make an A-Team movie so that Rashad Evans doesnt knock your ass out.
by australirish October 18, 2009
A sexual experience of any kind by two horny individuals, at night and in the public place (University building, office, street) etc
by sunshain29 September 17, 2010
1. When one guy out of a whole group of friends is being a complete and total asshole to everybody else.
2. Incredibly rough sex that leads to strained muscles and bruises.
2. Incredibly rough sex that leads to strained muscles and bruises.
1. "Dude, I totally went rampage-mode on this chick yesterday. It was awesome."
2. friend "You're just being a dick today aren't you?"
friend 2 "Nah, he's just in rampage-mode."
2. friend "You're just being a dick today aren't you?"
friend 2 "Nah, he's just in rampage-mode."
by Nicholas Syndicate December 15, 2008
Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo
by KillerPooMuffin October 16, 2008
The sexual act which involves violently making out in the back seat of an autorickshaw. Preferrably in rush hour traffic.
by SmoothAf96 April 27, 2016
by Fred Fredburger jimbo frank October 17, 2011