Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'
by QPump August 5, 2011
Get the quim pumpermug. by Richard Ellis May 13, 2006
Get the Quim Reapermug. when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'
That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.
by Quim man December 13, 2006
Get the quim splashmug. by Talonair November 16, 2005
Get the quim stickmug. (Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009
Get the Quim Shieldmug. The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.
by DukeofEarlsfield January 15, 2011
Get the Quim Sticksmug. quim barreiros is an awesome portuguese singer and the king of portuguese music known for hits like: "a cabritinha" and "a garagem da vizinha".
If someone calls you quim barreiros you should thank, that person is saying that you are someone that is very social and fun to be around, you bright up any party and have the best taste in music.
If someone calls you quim barreiros you should thank, that person is saying that you are someone that is very social and fun to be around, you bright up any party and have the best taste in music.
person 1: hey look at that dude, he is a real quim barreiros
person 2: you are right, i wish i was friends with him
person 2: you are right, i wish i was friends with him
by Hisofia June 4, 2020
Get the quim barreirosmug.