A punched lasagne

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

Punched

When you are tired or did something that was tiring

After that jog I was punched.

He looked punched after his football game.

by F.I.L.E April 26, 2021

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

emotional punching bag

When another person, typically the person you like, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.) and could care less about you.

This girl I liked treated me like an emotional punching bag. She always came to me when she had problems, but never really cared for me.

by therealcoolguy November 25, 2016

panchievement

Any achievement or milestone that one completes during the free time they have due to the lockdown conditions necessitated by a pandemic. Applies especially to something you've been putting off for years.

"Hey, honey, I finally got the gutters cleaned!"
"Good for you, sweetie! That's quite a panchievement! Tomorrow you can start sorting out that mess of a garage!"

by Grizzlibair April 23, 2020

Donut puncher

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.

"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009